I’ve admitted that I am a sucker for those As-Seen-on-TV products. When I hear, “If you order now…” – my credit card is out.
Some recent purchases include —
A twirly hair product for creating easy, beachy waves. (Not so easy.)
A brush that straightens your hair. (Now in a bathroom drawer.)
A facial hair removal wand. (Actually I LOVE this product. Who knew that our post-menopausal faces would decide it’s high time we sport facial hair?)
A wand for eyebrow hair removal. (Now in a bathroom drawer. My eyebrows apparently decided to donate their extra hair to my chin.)
I have tried products that exfoliate, moisturize, tighten, plump, and contour.
Naturally, I watch TV in a Snuggie. Doesn’t everyone?
At least I am savvy about enterprises who auto-charge and auto-deliver until you have enough product to open your own storefront. And I read the fine print. You do NOT want to have to dial an 800 number and spend hours on hold just to extract yourself from a commitment you never committed to.
I am still at it though. I recently succumbed to this concealer which promises model-like perfection for arms, legs, torso. Will it grant runway-status legs or make it look like I’m being prepped for a casket?
Perhaps you’ve seen their infomercials. I can’t be the only one who finds them irresistible. Right??
Body image is tricky business.
My mother once wrote an article entitled The Last Whistle. She described walking along Lexington Ave when she heard a construction worker-type whistle directed her way. She was well into her 50s and she felt flattered that she had drawn male attention. Her article went on to bemoan the aging process. It was her last whistle she said.
I hated that article.
What is beauty anyway? My friend, Rita, age 96, lying prone on a nursing home bed, is looking more like an angel each time I see her. Her teeth won’t stay in place, but her smile is the prettiest I’ve seen.
That said, let’s raise a glass with Jane Fonda and vow not to go gently into that dark night.
We will stay moving, keep reading, enjoy friendships, and wear Maybelline concealer – not seen on TV.
And rock a Snuggi when no one is around.
No one, and I mean no one, looks good in a Snuggi!
Today’s Takeaway –
-Make up and skin care indeed can give us additional confidence, but an equivalent amount of attention needs to be given to caring for the soul. That which lasts.
-Let’s aspire to be like this random internet woman. We may not master her pose, but maybe we can touch our toes – remembering that it’s not the toe touching that counts, but what takes place on the way down. At least that’s what my 25 year old yoga teacher said.
Enjoy the ride!
xox Barclay and Joy