I had never heard this word before.
Was it pronounced the French pancake way? Or was it pronounced “creepy”? Probably the latter considering the disturbing images of elephant-like skin – alongside an ad for a miracle cream to eradicate this Baby Boomer plague. (Which of course I bought. Which of course didn’t work.)
Isn’t it enough that our underarms boast a certain jiggle which answers to many names — Hi Jane’s, Bat Wings, Bingo Wings, Lunch Lady Arms??
And isn’t it enough that our mothers were right when they yelled, “Get out of the sun! Wear a hat! You’ll get wrinkles!” ?? We Baby Boomers are embarrassed to admit that not only did we lay in the sun for hours, we also held up reflectors (cardboard wrapped in tin foil) to accelorate the process.
Did you also know that as you age the contour of your smile can actually turn downward? Meaning, we look grumpy when we’re not. It could be a result of our aging teeth not granting support to our sad mouths. As they turn yellow.
And who knew that as you age your hair will stop growing where you want it to and boldly go to places it’s never been before??
So lest we get too depressed, let’s focus on some things we CAN do. For now, we will address the infamous Hi-Janes. Future posts will tackle other Baby Boomer maladies.
My friend Lisa is fond of saying, “The best exercise is the one you actually DO.”
Here is a 28 day challenge for arm toning that is worth doing. Yes, It looks daunting. (When they say 70 push-ups, it’s obviously a typo.)
We will have to channel my disciplined mother, Peggy, who said you MUST keep moving.
And I never saw Peggy’s arms flapping.
Only her tongue — as I held my reflector high.
Today’s Takeaway –
-Be grateful for make-up. Just think of men who have to face the world each and every day sans concealer or foundation.
-Love the skin you’re in! And practice Self-Care. You ARE beautiful! Just wear a hat when you’re in the sun.
Enjoy the ride!
xox Barclay and Joy